Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Lakers Fans My ASS! (by @WhipHoesN2Shape)




How many quote on quote Lakers fans know when Kobe Bryant was drafted ? How many know who drafted Kobe ? Who knows how many rings the Lakers Franchise has under its belt ? Most of YALL do not .. so why when YALL get on twitter I catch u tweetin #TEAMLAKERS . " Shaking My Head " u don’t even have to be a true fan at all to know these answers (i know the answers and i could give a shit less about the Lakers) . My point is you don’t have to be die-hard but don’t be extremely fake .. its pointless . In fact YALL dry fans are the reason i don’t like the Lakers (well i would hate Kobe regardless) . The Lakers have way to many band-wagoners . YALL hear the Lakers in the finals and all of a sudden you a die-hard fan ? NO . Or RT if u #TEAMLAKERS and a bunch of YALL mother fuckers RT that shit when YALL was just Cleveland Fans a week ago .


I’m not saying u cant have more than one team you like , but choose your teams not everyone else . And Kobe, why everybody on his dick ? He's the other half to the reason i don’t like the Lakers . " Kobe MVP Kobe MVP " YALL motherfuckers don’t know shit about that nigga and YALL claim he the best player in the league or he the whole Lakers team . How many of YALL know Kobe's highs in Asst., Pts., Stls., Reb., Mins. shit how many of YALL know what these abbreviations mean ? And the whole Kobe is the team .. How many of YALL know when Kobe shoots over 22 shots the Lakers have a losing record ? So if Kobe is the whole team why do the Lakers have a winning record when he’s out . It takes five players to be eligible to play in the game its one of Kobe and four other Lakers that play in the game . Don’t get me wrong Kobe is a great player (one of the best in the league) but he also brings negative attention to his team, he is VERY selfish and a lot of times loses games for his team because of that. So while Kobe is one of the best players for the Lakers he IS NOT the team .


Ending this blog, i just want to say to everyone .. " Be yourself and not someone else , because in the end there will be someone trying to be like you ." Oh yeah an #TeamFUCKTHELakers

AWW .. they're butt buddies. #howcute :) -- @islappedyobitch



Sunday, June 6, 2010

The beast. The beauty. The dime.

Look baby, You fine. But your girlfriend's not.
Yea so can I get your ... DAMNNNN! Who is that? O_o
Heard this before? I'm sure you have.
Whether you be the ugly boochie that was pushed off to the side..
or that fine one he was talking to...

Whatever the case may be : ---> This shit happens all the time.

But have you guys/girls ever stopped to think about what really makes a person o_O?

PICTURE THIS : ---->

THE UNATTRACTIVE
Here we have @MiZzJOnEs82. #ForTheRecord, she offered herself up to do this.
Let's just say Ms.Jones is not exactly "an eye catcher". Automatically, she would be
looked past because she doesn't have glowing skin. Her face is a tad-bit round. She has a camera that takes bad quality pictures so she'll be bypassed.

THE BEAUTY

Right here, we have @_TheD0LL . Let's just #PAUSE.
Fellas, what's the first thing you notice in her picture? Her lovely eyes right?
No. You noticed her breasts. Don't be ashamed. It's quite obvious.
However, her face and natural hair alone could be enough to make you want to have
unhealthy thoughts about her? Right or wrong?

The DIME.
Last, but for sure not least, you have @HighImReyna aka The Dime.
This is the female that steals the show right off the jump.
Long hair. Real jewels. Nice outfit. Pretty eyes. Clear skin.
And, she's light -___-.

Question : Do looks really matter though?

Should the decision of you wanting to be with a person be based on how good they look?
Granted if she looks bad, you don't want to be seen with her in public.
You couldn't imagine your self being physically attracted to her because her body's not on point
or because her face isn't what you would call gorgeous?

What about her intelligence though?
There's plenty of females who are "hurt" in the face but their intelligence is above average.
A girl could be dope as fuck, but do you really want a cute dumb boochie? O_o
(Not saying all pretty girls are dumb)

Then you have the typical --> her sex game must be on point because she's sexy.
No.

Her vagina could feel like you throwing a hot dog in a hallway -- no walls.
Where as the ugly girl could have the bombest va-jay-jay you ever felt in your life.

And last but not least, her personality .
Personality should be the FIRST thing that comes across your mind, not looks.
A booch can be sexy but her self-centered ass attitude can make her ugly. Believe that.

My opinion: All of these girls are beautiful in their own distinct way.
I just used them as examples. Btw, those are their real twitter accounts.
Follow them.

#TheEnd.


Tuesday, June 1, 2010

#PAUSE , this ain't E-harmony -_-

Everyone's cuffing via Twitter -_-

Can someone kindly explain to me what's the sense of #twittrelationships ?

Seriously, all jokes aside, I'm for the "cuffin" someone because you guys are joking & you want to use it to gain followers. But if you're cuffing someone on twitter and they're NO WHERE NEAR YOU, what is the sense of that?

Then there's the group of twitter couples that take this shit to the head and start blocking every female/dude that tweets their #twusband/#twife . . .

-__________________________________-

If you are someone taking a twitter relationship to the heart,
please log on to www.getafuckingclue.com and pick up your
Gottdamn emotions.

Do you people seriously believe that the person you're cuffing via/ twitter is not out fucking someone else?

Let me direct this at the females : Do you SERIOUSLY believe that fine ass dude you're calling your baby on the internet is not getting his dick sucked while he's tweeting or bunning some boochie from behind while he's texting you?

Fellas : I have more faith in the females, but do you REALLY think just because she got you mentioned in her bio as her husband that she's not talking to someone else?

Please, log onto www.imafuckingidiot.com
sign up.
delete your twitter.

Shoutout to the real couples on twitter. Just don't hit me up with the " you hitting my man up" bullshit in my Dm's & mentions. It's twitter. If you don't want to see it, delete your fucking account.

The END.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

"I just don't understand these bitches"

Follow @iSlappedYoBitch & @MyNuts_YoMouth


Homegirl 1: Sup bitch?
Homegirl 2: Nothing much bitch..what you doing hoe?
Homegirl 1: Aint shit bitch.. about to go to Rico's crib & get some dick.
Homegirl 2: Bitch you trifflin'. You know that Nisha's man. Dirty hoe ahaha.
Homegirl 1: Shut up trick . Don't hate hahaha.

I'm sure everyone's noticed how females now-a-days are going around calling their friends Bitches, Hoes, Sluts, etc like everything is normal.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm down with making jokes with people. I mean shit, life is too short for me to sit here and not joke around here or there. I'll call a female a bitch in a quick minute.

BUT can someone please explain to me WHY every time someone else the girl doesn't know calls her a Bitch she gets mad?
  • Bitch what's the difference between someone else calling you that then your friends?
  • Bitch why you getting emotional if your friend says that to you every time?
  • BITCH you know you're a bitch, why so serious? >:o
Why do yall get mad when a nigga calls you a hoe/slut?
  • Hoe you & your friends use it to refer to each other, slut.
  • Hoe you fucked your homegirls man and thought he wasn't going to tell on your slut ass.
  • Hoe you know you a hoe. Why you fronting? Slut.
When someone calls me a bitch, I accept my title because I know I can be bitchy at times.
When someone calls me a hoe, I laugh because I know I'm not.
When someone calls me a slut, i ask for proof. Knowing that they can't provide any, I laugh, even harder.

Moral of the story: If you don't want to be called a hoe/bitch/slut, then stop using the terms between you and your friends as well...stupid hoe ass bitch. Basic ass slut. ^_^

But seriously, I only got one question though:------>

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Part 2: Attention seeker or not ? You be the judge.

Ok everyone.. Now I want you guys to flashback to yesterday.I'm @islappedyobitch btw.

Remember when the whole "hacking" of @TheKillerTruth's page was going down?

Remember how he blamed @Salioelsol08 for hacking his account & he SWORE revenge once he got hold of his account back?

Remember how he got his account back in less than 4
5 minutes? -______-

Well, I received an email today from Marcos aka @Salioelsol08. Just a quick question, there was NO DM between these two exchanging phone numbers so when did they speak on the phone? Marcos doesn't talk to dudes on the phone. -__-

He claimed he had a convo with him referring to taking over the Zodiac
Facts account, which @Salioelsol08 also owns.

Well, there was no such convo like that.

As a matter of fact, this is the only convo these two held between each other, according to Marcos : |














































Now I'm reading this from a blind eye just like yall. If you felt someone hacked your page or they've been on your head for some time, why would you DM him talking about how you want him to be a blogger on your site and all that other bullshit?

Seriously, I lost crazy respect for this dude. How can you sit there and blame someone that you asked for help, for the hacking of your page? That's just straigh
t foul & pure bullshit.

Is it because he denied your offer to be apart of The Truth Team ?
Or was it because he denied your offer to do his background on the Zodiac Page ?
























Once again, I'm looking at this with a blind eye . I'm going off of what Marcos aka @Salioelsol08 sent me in an email.

These all seem like motive for blaming him.

So just to recap, why would The Truth attack Marcos:
  • He declined the offer to join The Truth Team.
  • He has way more followers than him.
  • He declined the offer to post the background Truth did for him.
If that's not disturbing enough, Marcos brought it to my attention that The Truth & The Riley AND The Huey account erased all of their tweets regarding the hacking. Suspect as fuck right?

Here's Marcos' side of the story: --->
Salioelsol08: (1:11:06 AM) I felt like yesterday I was thrown under the bus people were accusing me for hacking when I dont even know how to hack. I felt like niggas wasnt getting attention so they picked me out because i been getting alot of attention lately.
Salioelsol08: (1:11:41 AM) I felt like alot of people attacked me without even coming to me like the boondock pages made up fake retweets saying i was racist towards black and i never posted anything of that on my twitter.
Salioelsol08: (1:12:20 AM) People reported me as spam without even looking at my page thats fucked up and low. I dont come on twitter to start shit i come on to post tweets and entertain. People know that all i do is help others get followers I dont act like im better then anyone else.
Salioelsol08: (1:13:06 AM) Im just sadden bitches keep dickriding these dudes that dont give a shit about them and the killertruth is a pussy for lying on me he said he was going to expose me on what? Something people already knew about
Salioelsol08: (1:13:20 AM) @stfutweetin explained the whole situation did anyone view his page no
Salioelsol08: (1:13:59 AM) instead i was attacked like and reported as spam. People taking the twitter shit too serious like i said i didnt hack shit dont know how to hack and the killertruth is a pussy because he deleted the tweets
Salioelsol08: (1:14:06 AM) the killerrrrrrrliessss

@STFUTWEETIN Also caught on to the fuckery. to know more, read his timeline.

So I'm going to end the blog with this question:

Who's telling the truth, The Killer Truth or Marcos aka @Salioelsol08 ?

I'll let you be the judge.



Friday, May 21, 2010

Attention seeker or not?




Today was one of the most epic disasters that's ever occurred to twitter.


According to what the naked eye saw, @TheKillerTruth 's account was hacked.
His account was taken over by some random ass mexican dude wearing a cheap ass suit (i think).

People noticed the fuckery that was going on with @TheKillerTruth's timeline. The tweets that were being tweeted weren't making any kind of sense.

One of the tweets was something like " I'm going to expose myself before they do =[ ..." .
Next thing you know the tweets were saying he was hacked and that damn Mexican man appeared and was attempting to act like him for a bit. He said his name is Matthew & he runs the Boondocks accounts & blah blah blah.

People were using this picture to analyze whether or not this situation was real or fake : ---->


How was this picture "EVIDENCE" that this was a scam?
- the hackers name was Mateo, which means Matthew in Spanish.
-The tab that Truth was on is the Riley Freeman account.

Problem with the "Evidence"?
-Truth's real name is Matthew & supposedly the hacker was being sarcastic trying to ACT like Truth by telling the world his real name & blah blah blah.
-The RIley Freeman tab could just mean he was on that page looking at the timeline because he was infatuated with something he read.

Who's being accused for the "hacking"?
The owner of zodiac facts @Salioelsol08.

Do people believe he did it? No. According to sources, he doesn't know the first thing about hacking.

OUR PERSPECTIVES :
[@iSlappedYoBitch] ---> The fact that his "friends" are saying that he faked the whole hack isn't what convinced me that this was a stunt. What caught my attention is the process of hacking and how it FAILED. When someone gets their account hacked, the hacker usually confiscates all needed information and then they delete the account or remove/followers & followees. I never heard of a hacker pretend to be the person who's page they've hacked nor have I known them to hack a page, leave the same bio, change the name of the account, replace the picture with an immigrant & lose all that power in less than 45 minutes. Why does this bother me? I support the Truth Team. I respect people that blog about real shit. But this shin-dig has made the Truth Team look bad. I don't have anything against Truth though. I promo his site on a daily basis but this bullshit has to stop.

[@SheScreamBrii] (Still Waiting on her...)

[Anonymous Writer]:So today on twitter @TheKillerTruth pretended to be hacked then try to blame it on some dude who didn’t even hack him. But here the thing as soon as he so called got “hacked” everybody was dick riding out the fucking ass. Ok come on that nigga wasn’t hacked he got his page after an hour. Open your eyes people. He probably got mad people were not tweeting about his ass so he started a fucking publicity stunt. I mean seriously he try to claim twitter pages that clear ain’t his. Like @FreakyFacts which everybody fucking knows its @Kandi from Real Housewives of Atlanta. TheKillerTruth more like TheKillerLies did you know this nigga use a site called auto pilot tweet which he must have paid for. This ninja has 35,866 followers but 30,532 tweets? He barely on twitter how he getting so many followers? Why yall dick ride this guy? He has internet fame but Do anybody know who this nigga offline? I mean it’s the internet once u logs off you a regular ass person like the rest of everybody in this fucking world. I mean he has a website named after him. I heard he gets paid for his website and honest it has advertisement on it. Advertise on a website you have to pay that owner of the website and people that are blogging for him thinks he doing it all for free lmao dumbasses. He internet fame I don’t think this fool has a life. Stop lying on people cause nigga you ain’t the truth.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Twitter Popularity


Every time you log onto twitter, you notice someone tweeting.
However, have you ever noticed how some of the tweeters only respond to you unless you're a #TwitterCeleb ?
No idea what I'm talking about? Let me fill you in.

A #TwitterCeleb is someone that's WELL known throughout the Twitter nation.
Let's take @TheKillerTruth (follow him) for example. He is VERY well known throughout twitter. Not only is he
known for his tweets, but he's known for his website : http://TheKillerTruth.com (sign up).
He has a lot of followers, so he's automatically listed as someone you want to follow & try to talk to.

However, should the amount of followers be the reason why someone does/doesn't respond to you?
How do you know if that person that's tweeting you doesn't have something valid to say?

Half the shit that people tweet is
pure fuckery.

But when someone actually has an opinion on something, it goes unheard. I, however, do not have a problem
with speaking to ANYONE that hit me up.. (Not saying that all #TwitterCelebs do) . I'm just generally speaking.

If you're a #TwitterCeleb and you feel like you run shit so you don't have to respond to anyone.. #Newsflash : it's just
TWITTER. The amount of followers you have shouldn't be a reason for you
to feel like youre better than anyone else because in actuality, you're not.

Just voicing my opinion. Any questions, write me --> @iSlappedYoBitch