Lakers Fans My ASS! (by @WhipHoesN2Shape)

How many quote on quote Lakers fans know when Kobe Bryant was drafted ? How many know who drafted Kobe ? Who knows how many rings the Lakers Franchise has under its belt ? Most of YALL do not .. so why when YALL get on twitter I catch u tweetin #TEAMLAKERS . " Shaking My Head " u don’t even have to be a true fan at all to know these answers (i know the answers and i could give a shit less about the Lakers) . My point is you don’t have to be die-hard but don’t be extremely fake .. its pointless . In fact YALL dry fans are the reason i don’t like the Lakers (well i would hate Kobe regardless) . The Lakers have way to many band-wagoners . YALL hear the Lakers in the finals and all of a sudden you a die-hard fan ? NO . Or RT if u #TEAMLAKERS and a bunch of YALL mother fuckers RT that shit when YALL was just Cleveland Fans a week ago .

I’m not saying u cant have more than one team you like , but choose your teams not everyone else . And Kobe, why everybody on his dick ? He's the other half to the reason i don’t like the Lakers . " Kobe MVP Kobe MVP " YALL motherfuckers don’t know shit about that nigga and YALL claim he the best player in the league or he the whole Lakers team . How many of YALL know Kobe's highs in Asst., Pts., Stls., Reb., Mins. shit how many of YALL know what these abbreviations mean ? And the whole Kobe is the team .. How many of YALL know when Kobe shoots over 22 shots the Lakers have a losing record ? So if Kobe is the whole team why do the Lakers have a winning record when he’s out . It takes five players to be eligible to play in the game its one of Kobe and four other Lakers that play in the game . Don’t get me wrong Kobe is a great player (one of the best in the league) but he also brings negative attention to his team, he is VERY selfish and a lot of times loses games for his team because of that. So while Kobe is one of the best players for the Lakers he IS NOT the team .

Ending this blog, i just want to say to everyone .. " Be yourself and not someone else , because in the end there will be someone trying to be like you ." Oh yeah an #TeamFUCKTHELakers

AWW .. they're butt buddies. #howcute :) -- @islappedyobitch

The beast. The beauty. The dime.

Look baby, You fine. But your girlfriend's not.

Yea so can I get your ... DAMNNNN! Who is that? O_o

Heard this before? I'm sure you have.

Whether you be the ugly boochie that was pushed off to the side..

or that fine one he was talking to...

Whatever the case may be : ---> This shit happens all the time.

But have you guys/girls ever stopped to think about what really makes a person o_O?

PICTURE THIS : ---->

THE UNATTRACTIVE

Here we have @MiZzJOnEs82. #ForTheRecord, she offered herself up to do this.

Let's just say Ms.Jones is not exactly "an eye catcher". Automatically, she would be

looked past because she doesn't have glowing skin. Her face is a tad-bit round. She has a camera that takes bad quality pictures so she'll be bypassed.

THE BEAUTY

Right here, we have @_TheD0LL . Let's just #PAUSE.

Fellas, what's the first thing you notice in her picture? Her lovely eyes right?

No. You noticed her breasts. Don't be ashamed. It's quite obvious.

However, her face and natural hair alone could be enough to make you want to have

unhealthy thoughts about her? Right or wrong?

The DIME.

Last, but for sure not least, you have @HighImReyna aka The Dime.

This is the female that steals the show right off the jump.

Long hair. Real jewels. Nice outfit. Pretty eyes. Clear skin.

And, she's light -___-.

Question : Do looks really matter though?

Should the decision of you wanting to be with a person be based on how good they look?

Granted if she looks bad, you don't want to be seen with her in public.

You couldn't imagine your self being physically attracted to her because her body's not on point

or because her face isn't what you would call gorgeous?

What about her intelligence though?

There's plenty of females who are "hurt" in the face but their intelligence is above average.

A girl could be dope as fuck, but do you really want a cute dumb boochie? O_o

(Not saying all pretty girls are dumb)

Then you have the typical --> her sex game must be on point because she's sexy.

No.

Her vagina could feel like you throwing a hot dog in a hallway -- no walls.

Where as the ugly girl could have the bombest va-jay-jay you ever felt in your life.

And last but not least, her personality .

Personality should be the FIRST thing that comes across your mind, not looks.

A booch can be sexy but her self-centered ass attitude can make her ugly. Believe that.

My opinion: All of these girls are beautiful in their own distinct way.

I just used them as examples. Btw, those are their real twitter accounts.

Follow them.

#TheEnd.

#PAUSE , this ain't E-harmony -_-

Everyone's cuffing via Twitter -_-

Can someone kindly explain to me what's the sense of #twittrelationships ?

Seriously, all jokes aside, I'm for the "cuffin" someone because you guys are joking & you want to use it to gain followers. But if you're cuffing someone on twitter and they're NO WHERE NEAR YOU, what is the sense of that?

Then there's the group of twitter couples that take this shit to the head and start blocking every female/dude that tweets their #twusband/#twife . . .

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If you are someone taking a twitter relationship to the heart,

please log on to www.getafuckingclue.com and pick up your

Gottdamn emotions.

Do you people seriously believe that the person you're cuffing via/ twitter is not out fucking someone else?

Let me direct this at the females : Do you SERIOUSLY believe that fine ass dude you're calling your baby on the internet is not getting his dick sucked while he's tweeting or bunning some boochie from behind while he's texting you?

Fellas : I have more faith in the females, but do you REALLY think just because she got you mentioned in her bio as her husband that she's not talking to someone else?

Please, log onto www.imafuckingidiot.com

sign up.

delete your twitter.

Shoutout to the real couples on twitter. Just don't hit me up with the " you hitting my man up" bullshit in my Dm's & mentions. It's twitter. If you don't want to see it, delete your fucking account.

The END.